Country Roads 

A type of civil engineering used to take one home to the state of West Virginia. The radio stations that play in said area make many listeners recall there homes that are usually far away. When people drive down them they feel as though they should have been quicker, therefore being there yesterday.

Take me home, Country Roads

Country Roads by YungTurkey December 17, 2018

rodserlingesque 

In reference to Rod Serling, the creator and creepy narrator of the original Twilight Zone TV episodes from the '60s when an occurance or an event is so bizarre that it's similar to something that might happen in one of the episodes. Less shock and fright but more paranormal, spooky, that skin crawling feeling you get when your extremely piss-drunk uncle accidentally gets into bed with you.

"Your uncle climbed into bed with me last night."
" What? I beat him to death years ago when he tried to molest me... in that bed."
"A ghost?! OMG! How rodserlingesque! 'Cuz he sure seemed real to me when he... uh... he um... never mind."

rodserlingesque by The Vanilla Godzilla December 11, 2017

RandSplaining 

When a libertarian uses internally consistent, yet bullshit, arguments to justify selfish decisions that place others at risk.

Dude, Bob was RandSplaining away how their positive COVID tests the week after their Thanksgiving trip was an unlucky roll of the dice, but he ignored all the warning signs and chose to make the trip to their cousins in LA.

RandSplaining by MadManMatt December 3, 2020

Rodshoo Switcheroo 

It's when a woman eats a male's ass and then right after they switch over and the male start to eat the woman's ass

Bob: yo, you fuck that bitch last night?

Blamah: nah she didn't let me fuck so I hit her with the rodshoo switcheroo!!

Bob: Damn nigga you dirty!!!

Rodshoo Switcheroo by rodshoo October 15, 2018

roadside blonde 

Roadside blonde a destroyer of men

One of the three in hell on heals lyrics

So wasted I treated myself the IUD was placed all hairy Carrie

Another victim of a roadside blonde

roadside blonde by Tonythetiler May 27, 2017

rondal 

A name deriving from when a mom is forcing her son to be unique. He wasn't born with it, it doesn't come natural..so she assumes everytime he tells people his name, is a chance to be recognized for what he is not. Actually causes character defects in that he believes he is a golden child and goes thru life borrowing, begging, bartering and bitching.

Has anyone seen Rondal? He's late for his domestic violence class and when I came to pick him up there was a 3 day eviction notice on his door.

rondal by ElevatorQueen January 2, 2018

Country Roads 

The song that is said to be heard at the end of the world, as meteors fall and a poop-filled volcano erupts near you.

Country roads plays in background
"The pipes... the pipes!

...Wait! It's erupted! It's erupted!"
-RTGame, 2018

Country Roads by seems like every name's taken July 29, 2019