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rollerdad 

One who loves all aspects of the game of roller hockey, including off-rink shenanigans.

Criteria include:

1) The love of "wheelin" both on and off of the floor

(see wheel, definitions 1 and 3 for a full understanding)

2) A common understanding that everything is "for the boys"

3) The desire to "eat pucks," or what is commonly known as block shots

4) Other criteria such as great flow, etc. also important
a) Did you guys hear Shannon got the rollerdad special last night?

b) Clint, your flow is unreal.. you are such a rollerdad.

c) Chad told his ice hockey coach he's skipping practice to go wheel. What a rollerdad.
rollerdad by therollerdad September 27, 2014

rollerpig 

unattractive wheelchair user especially female: quoted in film There's Something About Mary.
I'd like to meet that girl again! Who, the rollerpig?
rollerpig by Stainie March 29, 2010

rollerbanging 

The act of rollerblading with a friend of the opposite gender followed by banging it out. Wearing of spandex is usually implied.
"Have you heard from Max lately?"

"Ya, he said that he and Sally were going down the waterfront for some rollerbanging."
rollerbanging by The Wulffman October 24, 2010

rollerpig 

A really fat girl.
Eww... look out, here comes rollerpig.
rollerpig by Getz December 23, 2003

Rollerball 

the top part of a womens genitalia.
Mollie asked her boyfriend to play with her rollerball at the top of her quim.
Rollerball by rrrrrodge January 28, 2012

rollerpig 

An unattractive girl that is also overweight. However, rollerpigs are just thin enough to be picked up by intoxicated men when desperation sets in just before last call.
Did you see that rollerpig Brad hooked up with last night? He'll never live that one down!
rollerpig by stephcliff July 29, 2006