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roloff sign 

Condition that occurs in men where the scrotum turns a dusky blue or blackish color that is an accurate prognosticator of impending death. This is not to be confused with "blue balls" occurring with sexual frustration. Roloff sign happens after trauma, heart attack, drug overdose, etc. in which the guy is near death (most often seen in a hospital setting). Despite extraordinary measures, roloff sign indicates a poor outcome is likely.
"I can't believe Joe is still alive after that bad car accident."

"Dude, he ain't gonna make it...he's got the roloff sign."
"Damn, that's right, if the balls are blue...you know he's through"
roloff sign by RatchetNurse May 27, 2014
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Adjective; Pertaining to a particularly short statured individual in either height or character, often used in conjuncture with a pronoun.
IE 'Did you see that guy that just walked by? He was a wicked Roloff!'; 'That girl was being such a Roloff the other day.'
Roloff by Kitrick November 16, 2009
A Roloff is a 'little person' or one born with the pathological condition of dwarfism--based on the TLC (The (The Learning Channel) TV series Little People/Big World featuring the Roloff family, three of whom (father, mother, one of the twins, Zach; the other three--two boys and a girl are of 'normal stature'.

Dwarfism is a typically pathological condition in which the physical size of a person, animal, or plant is well below
normal.
I don't think a Roloff would be running with the bulls in Spain soon. But, then again, who knows.
Roloff by sj martin October 15, 2006

dirty rogoff 

The act of pleasuring yourself using a Count doll from Sesame Street and wiping the residue off on the cape
I cant believe John used his brothers doll to do a Dirty Rogoff
dirty rogoff by DNW January 18, 2007
Rogoff: (n.) a male who is currently or has been breast fed way too far into maturity, often continuing well into middle school and sometimes into adult life. Rogoff's may appear and act like Richard Simmons with ambiguous sexuality and an unquenchable thirst for milk.
You should quit breast feeding that boy, you don't want him to become a Rogoff.
Rogoff by tomp479 July 11, 2010

Rolgeffe 

Rolgeffe (v). The act of coming up with a scapegoat word or phrase to get yourself out of a sticky situation and sound fucking brilliant in the process.
"I didn't have a decent reply to Nasreen's comment, so I just rolgeffed it."
Rolgeffe by xtapo August 19, 2006

rolloffle 

Laughing out loud whilst rolling on the floor like the bitch that you are?
"OMG GUYS HY HAHA ROLLOFFLE LFAO!!!", said DiKKy
rolloffle by GNAA March 22, 2004