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masturbation roladex 

The mental process one employs to catalog sights, sounds and smells within the confines of their brain's memory center so they can be recalled as needed to provide additional stimulus to heighten one masturbatory experience. This allows for more expedient retrieval of the images so they can be inserted at the appropriate time and place in the fantasy, as captured or embellished by the user, to optimize their expression of self love.
As Julie assisted Michael with the preparation for his medical tests, she filed the image of his glowing alabaster skin and thick, manly pelt in her masturbation roladex for later use when she was alone in bed with her favorite playtoy, a roll of Brawny paper towels and a 12 pack of Duracells.
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To lather oneself in maple syrup.
Let us rolger ourselves up and take a roundabout the forest.
rolger by Slayer Nine August 7, 2006
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sex roladex 

The imagery you scroll through in your mind including past sex partners or people you imagine having sex with to help you achieve orgasm.
I was getting myself off this morning and Landon came up in my sex roladex. Thought I didn't have any more feelings for him but I was definitely wrong about that.
sex roladex by MayaSutra July 17, 2017
Rolane's are the type of people who are always there for you. They have such a great personality. No wonder their name is rare! They are smart and they really know how to put a smile on their face. They laugh at almost everything! They are veery ticklish too. If you ever meet one. It's your lucky day~~
Hey, that Rolane sure is a keeper!!
Rolane by Grim~ July 2, 2012
like pwnage but instead the victim is pwned so bad it is hysterically funny
Charles: OMFG that guy got pwneddd like a nubcake!

Sharon: that is soooo roflage!!!

Charles:OMFG hahahLMAOLMAOLOLOL
roflage by rofling247 January 27, 2009

rick rollage 

The adjective of being rickrolled
Did you see McCain get Barack Rolled?

Yeah it was rick rollage
rick rollage by moopookoorookooloo October 29, 2009

Rodageddon 

The armageddon like infiltration of rodents in an enclosed space such as a home, labratory, etc.
I came home and mice were everywhere. It was Rodageddon in there!
Rodageddon by Fruityfrita September 26, 2011