Describes a heavy duty Rogaine user, typically an insecure and short in stature (Elf-like) male in the process of losing their hair. The Rogainist will sometimes use generic-brand hair regrowth solutions to save some money. In many cases, the Rogainist is married to a equally insecure makeup whore who insists the Rogainist use the toxic solution despite the potential side effects, else the marriage is over.
Rogainists are often cuckolded by their high maintenance, stay at home makeup whore wives who leave all the child care to the cuckold husband. They really take advantage of the Rogainist's insecurities.
Rogainists are often cuckolded by their high maintenance, stay at home makeup whore wives who leave all the child care to the cuckold husband. They really take advantage of the Rogainist's insecurities.
Makeup Whore Wife: Jeremy, I don't find you attractive anymore, your Elf-like stature and small cock is being overpowered by your balding head. Become a Rogainist or the marriage is over.
Cockolded Husband: OK, I'll disregard the heart palpitations and become a Rogainist. Are you being fucked by Master BBC tonight?
Cockolded Husband: OK, I'll disregard the heart palpitations and become a Rogainist. Are you being fucked by Master BBC tonight?
by CyberWank August 30, 2010