1. to rofl so hard that everyone hates you and loses every shred of respect for you and makes fun of your tight shirts and short shorts. 2. you can't keep a boyfriend and get all depressed when it's over even though everyone saw it coming, and you should have too. 3. you fail.
Oh man, I just roflzoe'd so bad that I'll be a homeless, friendless bum and/or loser for te rest of my life.
by angry bando April 13, 2010