Rodent Job

A hand job where the person treats the genatalia like it is a small rodent it is afraid to hurt, or trying to calm down. The result is usually a mutual awkwardness for both parties or possibally a lawlrection.

guy one "dude i heard that chick jerked you off!"

guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"

guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"

Rodent Job by An Outstanding Citizen February 2, 2010

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Rodentious

Of rodents; (1) a person displaying a large, elongated and sharply pointed nose.

(2) a person exhibiting characteristics commonly associated with the lower form of rodent life.

(1) Did you see the rodentious nose on that poor woman?
(2) Those rodentious bastards are out to get me!

Rodentious by Musicseller October 30, 2008

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Rodent Job • Rodentious • RodentTown Buffet • Rodentuous

RodentTown Buffet

The corner of a kitchen where all the dropped food gathers.

Dropped your popcorn? Don't worry about it. Consider it a donation to the RodentTown Buffet.

RodentTown Buffet by patriciagrant October 8, 2017

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Rodentuous

Displaying the qualities of a rat or mouse, especially ones affiliation with cheese.

Have you seen how much cheese Brandan ate today? He must be feeling rodentuous today!

Rodentuous by Triphling September 12, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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