Stupendously successful singer who has dabbled in different musical styles which means that everybody could find at least one song by him that they
like.
Enjoys shagging leggy blondes and driving
fast cars. He is both a gentleman and a joker which means that both blokes and girls
like him.
It has been confirmed by several
ex-girlfriends that he has a large penis.
He is very charismatic and charming so that girls fall for him even if they didn't
like him before.
Possesses inexplicable ability to wear loud colours, animal prints and tartan and look good in all of them.