When you realize your looking at someone's facebook profile that you don't care about, in fact you hate them, and everything you read about the profile disgusts you, and then you catch your reflection in the computer screen and you see the skin of your face sagging off your skull, and it scares you, and like a drug addict you see the end of your life surfing some idiot's profile so you delete your account...or just suspend it for now, because who know one day...you might be able to use if effectively and not waste time on it, because it's not a waste of time...right?
by William Bee Cartright February 3, 2011
Like hitting hitting rock bottom but one step further down. Like Kid Rocks career in 2017, or the feeling many of us have about our country after finding out he may be running for political office.
by Renegade43 July 16, 2017
A possession, held by a collector, that means so much to them they would have to really experience an all-time low in life to even be tempted to part with it.
Invaders could be bombing my neighborhood intent on occupying my home, and this is the item I’m still taking with me as I flee, because I’m not parting with it unless I absolutely have to do so because I’ve otherwise hit rock-bottom, so this is my rock-bottom collectable. Alternatively:
I treasure this collectable so much, I don’t know what kind of rock-bottom scenario I would have to encounter to give this item up, I just pray I never do. Let my family sell it once I’m gone to help pay for my funeral.
I treasure this collectable so much, I don’t know what kind of rock-bottom scenario I would have to encounter to give this item up, I just pray I never do. Let my family sell it once I’m gone to help pay for my funeral.
by Phlavor January 12, 2023
Not just rock bottom, crack rock bottom.
"wow Kim just got fired, her life sucks now... she's totally gonna hit crack rock bottom."
"wow Kim just got fired, her life sucks now... she's totally gonna hit crack rock bottom."
by Velveeta Jaxson August 31, 2013
A possession, held by a collector, the collector is so attached to they would have to experience an all-time low in life before they would even consider parting with that possession.
Invaders could be bombing my neighborhood intent on occupying my home, and this collectable is going with me to wherever is next, and I don’t want to know what kind of rock bottom I would have to hit before I seriously considered parting with it, I just hope and pray I never find out, as this is my rock bottom collectable!
by Phlavor January 12, 2023
When you have hit a low so low that its worse than regular rock bottom ie: Kid Rock's career and him now running for political office.
-Oh man, he has really hit kid rock bottom
-I'm pretty sure the U.S.A. has finally hit kid rock bottom
-I'm pretty sure the U.S.A. has finally hit kid rock bottom
by Renegade43 July 15, 2017
The emotional state of being both aware that one owns the tools necessary for survival, while simultaneously feeling apathy and detachment from them due to their poor condition or low quality.
-"Dude! Don't leave your parked car unlocked with the windows down!"
" First world rock bottom. Like I care what happens to it."
" First world rock bottom. Like I care what happens to it."
by Zpridgen75@gmail April 20, 2017