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One who resembles that of a pug. Believes he is great at sports, although he is one of the most unathletic people alive. He often uses excuses to defend why he sucks so bad at sports, mainly blaming it on the 24 1/2 pushups he did earlier that day or on the ref.
Hey, get up and practice fatty! Or do you want to be a rob souza on the court tonight?
by Ethan Crane August 11, 2011