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roadalingus 

The act of giving or receiving cunnilingus while the subject receiving stimulation is driving. This is the female counterpart to road head.
Person A: That chick gave me wicked road head on the way to see Harry Potter 5: The Order of the Phoenix.
Person B: Oh nice! Did you return the favor by giving her some roadalingus?
Person A: Yeah, on the way to church.
Person B: Noice!

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing 

A video game released in 2003 by Stellar stone, famous for it's incredible quality and amazing physics. Reviewers like Gamespot thinks it's a horrible game, but they're just LOSER.
If you play Big Rigs, then YOU'RE WINNER.

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is WINNER.

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing 

By far the best game in the universe. GameSpot, G4TV, and everyone else who says it sucks are LYING.

It's got brake slammin', CB talkin' action, 1000s of miles of highways and byways across America, and best of all, this game lets you win every time. YOU'RE WINNER! But watch out for the Ultimate Traffic Stopper: A Police Roadblock!
<Random person> Hey, I got a new game!
<gs68> What it is?
<Random person> Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing!
<gs68> YOU'RE WINNER!

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing 

This game is far the best game ever. It's a driving game where you basically choose a truck and a track and race. It's got unparalleled animation (it's the first game to introdue it's own breed of skybox animation), physics (only in this game can you run through walls, gotta love it), unlimited gameplay area, intelligent AI (the AI is so smart that it's confident it'll win without moving), exciting tracks, photorealistic graphics, and tons of unlockables/customization. It's definitely WINNER and beats games like Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Soulcalibur, Command and Conquer, Battlefield, Need for Speed, Forza Motorsport, Gran Turismo, Elder Scrolls, Halo (even if all these games are combined, they are still the worst ever). This game is WINNER, and so is Gamemill and Stellar Stone (the makers), Rigism (its devoted religion). Remember, STEER CLEAR OF POLICE ROADBLOCKS! READ THE WINNER FAQ!!!
YOU'RE WlNNER! MEGAONE IS WINNER! LORD STELL IS WINNER!
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing beats all LOSERS!!!

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing 

A forgotten racing game which the whole world fell in love with.
It was released in late 2003 by Stellar Stone.
You complete races with 4 different types of very fast high powered trucks on 4½ huge unique maps while avoiding the police; or you may abandon a race for a virtually endless, surprisingly amusing free ride experience.
The game has an interesting atmosphere, and it all gives you an amazing feeling of big rig racing.
The music is of a very unique techno style.
The AI is capable of unbelievable skill.
The only thing I didn't like about the game is that they released a patch which fixed a few problems but got rid of some of the things that I feel made it so unique.
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is in no doubt the most ** game ever!

roadbating 

a juxtaposition of the words road and masturbation...Def. When you got major boneage at the steering wheel and are jackin it with one hand while fist bumping to techno music with the other, usually culminates in the roadbater busting all over the dashboard...
I just saw harry potter last night and, man that scene where harry and hermoines ghosts we're making out had me roadbating all the way home to eden praire
roadbating by yfbeezy December 3, 2010