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When the place between your genitals and your bum hole rips.
Susanne ripped her gooch to ribbons when she squirted out her first born baby.
Ian ripped his gooch when taking the biggest black cock in Swindon. Good effort Ian - but remember to always stretch first!
When you try and hop over a fence and rip your gooch instead.

Ripped gooch!
by Jack238 December 11, 2013

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