by (((((((((((((;;;;;; August 30, 2017
A Richie is a small, pocket-lesbian-sized man who dreams of being a musician and possesses a reasonable amount of talent. A Richie likes to fence-climb and trespass. Richies love music, especially Tegan and Sara, and occasionally sleep with lesbians due to this musical inclination. A Richie can do clappy push-ups and occasionally pretends to lose when playing pool against a girl. A Richie will have a healthy ego and happily pose for photographs. Richies will occasionally lose their feet and try to find them on facebook. A Richie is magnetically attracted to beautiful crazy women, especially those that go by the name of Dani. To put it simply, a Richie is an odd man.
Dude 1 - "Whoa, what's that crazy ass guy doing in my backyard... and what is he doing with all those gnomes?"
Dude 2 - "Don't worry, that's just a Richie.... And are you sure those are gnomes? They look like lesbians to me..."
Dude 2 - "Don't worry, that's just a Richie.... And are you sure those are gnomes? They look like lesbians to me..."
by Sammioblazzio April 7, 2011
Sexy, cute, handsome, hot, goodlooking
He hides his feelings by being rude/mean to you - he doesn't really mean it tho
At first, he's really hard to approach to but once you get to know him he's damn cute af (;
Once you are friendly with him, he will show his true self! An Otaku. Obsessed with anime (mostly ECCHI), he will talk about each anime he watched. If you are interested.
When he falls inlove, first he's really shy and doesn't know what to do as it is his first time dating a girl (CUTE OMFG *^*) when time passes and he gets used to you he will open more to you little by little.
Had that experience ~
Sexy, cute, hot, handsome, goodlooking
Bestfriend/boyfriend
Bestfriend
Mean/rude
Future husband
Future daddy
He hides his feelings by being rude/mean to you - he doesn't really mean it tho
At first, he's really hard to approach to but once you get to know him he's damn cute af (;
Once you are friendly with him, he will show his true self! An Otaku. Obsessed with anime (mostly ECCHI), he will talk about each anime he watched. If you are interested.
When he falls inlove, first he's really shy and doesn't know what to do as it is his first time dating a girl (CUTE OMFG *^*) when time passes and he gets used to you he will open more to you little by little.
Had that experience ~
Sexy, cute, hot, handsome, goodlooking
Bestfriend/boyfriend
Bestfriend
Mean/rude
Future husband
Future daddy
by Mmmmmmh April 7, 2016
by PainEmpireLeader February 7, 2021
Richie, is your average white alpha male who thinks his shit doesn't stink. He leads you on and makes you feel like you're the greatest person he's ever met and like you are the one he wants to be with for the rest of his life. He waits for you to spill your heart out, then disappears like motherfucking Houdini. Where's he go? Simple, he goes on a dick sucking caravan with a bunch of hyenas and accidently loses his phone along the way. Probably in his ass when he was fisting himself. A year passes before Richie finally gets back from the caravan and comes across another phone. He texts you explaining himself, of course leaving out the part about the hyenas and all the loads he took to the face, and he sweeps you off your feet again. He tells you how sorry he is and how much he missed you and that he hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him. Since you're such a sweet girl, you give him another chance. He will talk to you for a month until he loses his phone, for the 47th time this year, and breaks your recently healed heart again. You will then find him on Facebook and see that he has actually moved onto another broad and started a mini family with her. It will tear you up inside, but deep down you know he isn't worth shit. Steer clear of Richies. They are arrogant, shitholes that get off on your sadness and bring nothing but pain to your life. Never give Richies another chance. Let them know what piles of shit they are and that you deserve nothing but the best.
1. Hey what is that thing out there blowing that hyena? Oh, it's just a Richie.
2. What rhymes with "Ihaveagapingassholeandsometimesgetbitchie"? Richie.
3. Hey y'all, my name is Richie and I love when The Incredible Hulk fists my tiny little asshole!
4. Gee, look at this steamy pile of shit in my yard. It must be a Richie.
2. What rhymes with "Ihaveagapingassholeandsometimesgetbitchie"? Richie.
3. Hey y'all, my name is Richie and I love when The Incredible Hulk fists my tiny little asshole!
4. Gee, look at this steamy pile of shit in my yard. It must be a Richie.
by Ihateyourichard October 30, 2013
Guy 1:"Dude, last night i had sex with Shannon"
Guy 2:"How was it?"
Guy 3:"It was fine until i went to go down on her, her vagina was so richie my eyes started to water"
Guy 2:"How was it?"
Guy 3:"It was fine until i went to go down on her, her vagina was so richie my eyes started to water"
by themagicman May 1, 2008