A tall azn guy who's scream attracts little boys and girls...or both.aka pedophile. He reflects light, and isn't sure about who to hit on so he uses his dog. Is a homophobe, and chases little boys around and asks them if they want the candy inside his pocket. He likes younger girls like the freshman he dated with the orange backpack. Looks down upon people...habitat is the wild palm trees of McAllen, and eats little boys, and grapes. Sex is undefined.