A triassic mastadon that is believed to have been extinct. However, in some remote area of east tennessee, some 10th grade students have claimed to have discovered one live. Her brute strenght is amazing, as it was struck by a train and has no major injuries (except for an enlarged left hip.)

greatness; completely legendary; one superior to others

A man who lives at home and remains a virgin for the majority of his lifespan. He is not capable of holding down a job because of his threatening and primitive nature. Due to his quirky nature, odd personality and unusual dress sense, some people believe him to be borderline autistic with homosexual tendencies. He rarely ventures outside of his home and lives off his parents money and dines mostly on cheese and crackers. His hobbies include playing video games and trolling on the internet for reactions.