A middle-upper class female who is 30-50 years old and constantly getting massages and other shit to try to look younger and sexier so their corporate husband stops screwing his secretary. Always , and i cant stress this more ALWAYS seen driving a huge-ass SVU in which a mile of gas is equal to a fuckin' flight trip from Washington D.C to Australia, usually responsible for accidents and wars over oil such as the Iraq War.Seen driving with a huge-mega-fuck size cup of coffee and blaberring publicly on her new phone and sliding in anew kidz bop 98887 cd for her kids to listen while driving them to choir and some shit like that . These abominations are responsible for ESRB, FCC, kidz bop and the Smile of a Child Network. Usually Christian and 99.9% Catholic, always bitchin' that catholism is the best religon to other Christians such as Baptists and Orthodox. Their world revoles around their kids usually named "Britney" or "Biff"- perfect little angels.The kids are usually forced to watch the Smile of a Child network, listen to Radio Disney.Always overprotected and usually never heard of the word "internet" and never watched fox because of their damn v-chip that their stupid-ass soccer mom was trying to figure out for 2 years. The kids grow up either to continue the horrid cycle or to become hardcore atheists and heroin junkies.
Dude1:Ya, im baptist dude.
Dude2:Ya, well thats fine with me
SOCCERMOM: WELL JESUS WAS CATHOLIC.
Dude1:No , he was christian dumb bitch.
Dude1: Wow , the new DeathShitMetal CD is out
Dude2:HOLY CRAP! only 9.99!
Dude1:Im'ma buy this shit now
SOCCERMOM: Excuse, what did you say young man?
-both guys have soundproof headphones on-
-soccer mom rips headphones off and says-
SOCCERMOM: IM TELLING YOUR MOTHERS , LISTEN TO SOMETHING GOOD LIKE CELINE DION
Dude1:No way, that bitch makes my ears bleed.
-soccermom covers kids ears-
Soccermom:How dare you say those things around my kids!
-guys pull out AK-47s and wipe out the whole soccer mom population-
- another word for GAY-lyn . Shes an annoying stuck up person who cares for no one but herself . Scratch that ; she's a nobody . She's a conformist/poser , she has no sense of style because shes busy coping everyone else . She repeats what anyone else has said . She gets in between relationships and expects everyone to feel like Layla got in between Jonny and her . BUT NO .
That was bullshit ! Layla & Jonny met ; became bestfriends ; fell in love . You had no part in it dumbass .
She also expects people to believe she is cousins with the most randomest people . If she starts to cry , it's MORE bullshit . Cailyn is a cockblocking lame ass bitchy donkey humper . Cailyn is the type of girl who just needs to Fly into the Jetplane and get all shreded up .
Cailyn also lies alot , and revoles her life around making up crap that never happened . She thinks she cool now because she smoked weed & got drunk . Good for you low life ! Now do it with some pills and see what happens .
- Laylahatesyou xox
FatGuy ; Cailyn...You ass.
Cailyn : Ima CUNT . Mal-cum "true ."
A quiet girl. Loves animals and loves to be with guys and flirting. Selfish and thinks of nothing but herself constantly. always revolves her life around guys, and thinks education is less important.
Sarah: What you doing?
Etc for a lil while then
Guy: You have a cute voice,smile. body, etc.
Sarah: Omg, 'Becomes a stalker to that guy.