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you were getting molested by kaptain kangaroo when these 22-yr-old hipster blitches are wearing his t-shirts today.

you are a prime big-ass daddy pimp
you're retro, but you actually lived through it. retro-real mufucka
damn bitch, that girl was in preschool when you were in 12th grade. retro real mufucka!
Bad Company uses their name in the lyrics of the song. like rappers, retro real puta!
by ron jaworski, quarterback April 29, 2012

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