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Facebook retouching

the act of untagging oneself from unflattering or incriminating photos in order to maintain an a more attractive virtual persona
Girl: Are you looking at Kelly's album from the party last night?
Roommate: Yeah- gotta do some major Facebook retouching- my boobs were totally falling out of my tank top last night, and she still tagged me in all the photos!
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Butt Retching

Butt Retching

verb
When you have diarrhea so bad that you have nothing left to pass, and your ass starts retching. Similar to when you have nothing left to vomit, but from your anus's point of view.
"Hey, is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, he has food poisoning. Left him butt retching for like three days."

right retching 

(verb) Anything which induces sudden vomiting; can be something seen, heard, felt, etc.
I was walking behind some ugly 500 lb whale when her pants dropped. She didn't have any undies on, which had me right retching
right retching by Frisky John September 21, 2006
What gangeter' females do to their myspace pictures in order to make themselves look better.

Retouchin can also be used for any other sort of "repair".
If you scratch the paint on your sweet ride...it will need retouchin.
Retouchin by Shannon & Kelsey April 20, 2008
Being absolutely repulsed and made sick from something that's fucking revolting
Kev: have you seen that "two girls one cup" video
Joanne: stop I'm still retching retch
retching by Htrmcq June 19, 2017

Recooching 

Literal translation of the brazilian word "rebuceteio". Means when all the lesbians in a determined region know each other due to previous sexual/romantic experiences
"I would totally sleep with her, but she's dated one of my exes and I don't wanna get caught in the recooching"

- Hey, Sara and Beth are dating
- Didn't they broke up with Alex and Jenny a couple days ago?
- Yeah, now Alex and Jenny are dating too
- Gosh, recooching strikes again

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026