1. Term to describe someone who can't take a shit.

2. Someone who is constipated.
"God, Tim is totally anal retentive."
"Yeah dude he hasn't taken a dump in weeks."
by Hodge329.1 May 18, 2009
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1. Childishly immature person fixated on (his/her own) feces.

2. Childishly immature person scared to have a shit for fear of losing some valuable part of the body. By extension, scared to throw out/delete/ any part of his/her possessions. Not to be confused with Control Freak.
That anal retentive bitch won't let her kids go anywhere.

My supervisor's such an anal retentive -- he keeps dragging up everyone's mistakes.
by gordon451 July 12, 2003
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Unforthcoming, nervous. A lack of self confidence.
The guys at school are so anally retentive when it comes to talking to girls.
by Sarn September 17, 2003
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A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I kept my ex on the Vaginal Retention Plan.
by kyssable1 January 30, 2008
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Also known as male PMS. A common case of sperm retentioon headache (SRH) is attributed to an over due release of male sexual energy. This unreleased engery causes accute headaches along with moodyness and irritablity.
Dude I haven't had any action for so long .. I've got a nasty case of SRH.
by collinc July 27, 2005
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