Retched skum

Retched skum is a dirty fukker whom wants to eat the bloodclart money out your pockets.

Steve (your good friend) :Paul can I borrow £10 and I will give you it back Friday.

Paul : yeah sure I need that money back

Steve : calls Paul on the Friday and says I don’t have the money.

Paul : I need my money RIGHT NOW!

Steve : NO IM NOT GIVING YOU IT .

Paul : I’m gonna kill your family if you don’t give it me in the next 2 days.

Steve : NAH DON NOT HAPPENING.

Paul : 2 days have passed and I don’t have my money so I’m gonna pull out the Mac 10 on his family and gat them down the RETCHED SKUM.

by RicenPeas1#1 October 28, 2018

retch-a-sketch

When you make something so vile on an etch-a-sketch, you throw up.

"My drawing was so bad, dude. It was a total retch-a-sketch."

by jackvoices May 20, 2022