retarded monkey strength 

You know how monkeys can lift 4000 pounds? And retarded people have twice the strength of a normal person? Well imagine the stregth a retarded monkey has.

Colman: "How did that monkey just throw that car?!"

Laura: "Well it has downs so it has retarded monkey strength. Get rid of that banana."

retarded monkey strength by lo6972 August 20, 2018

retarded monkey fuck 

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...

retarded monkey fuck by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005

retarded monkey

The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?

Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?

retarded monkey by Icbat December 9, 2008

retarded monkey

1. Someone who has a plan which they consider great at the moment, but in retrospect, does not seem very good. Infact, it seems horrible.
2. A hilarious insult. Geared towards mentally ill apes and arangutangs, or more likely someone on that level.

1. "So, the Sarge said my plan had merit, but it was executed poorly."-Grif
"Bullshit, Sarge said were a retarded monkey."-Simmons
2. "Dude, you are such a retarded monkey, now how do I spell check?"-The Omega Master

retarded monkey by -The Omega Master February 8, 2005

retarded monkey

The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?

Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?

retarded monkey by Icbat December 11, 2008

retarded monkey

Hands Down: Matt Dold.

"Yeah, we already know your a retarded monkey."-The Omega Master

retarded monkey by -The Omega Master February 27, 2005

retarded monkey

When i a guy sticks his dick up a girls nose then cums everywhere making her nostrils either bleed or a little bit bigger.

yea so i gave kimmy a retarded monkey last night.- johnny

really know so how did that go?- kurt

She wanted me to do it again so i said hold on, ran into the kitchen got some ice and food then ran home.- johnny

why?- kurt

because my dick was covered in snot, boogers and blood!-johnny

retarded monkey by the urban master March 12, 2009