A term used to describe an infectious rap/hip-hop beat that is so phat it makes one's head jerk violently as if he/she were severely mentally handicapped.

The effects of such beats can be extremely amusing if viewed from a distance (while driving, for example), particularly if the person who's neck is snappin' has no idea whatsoever that they are being watched. Sometimes, however, this cannot be controlled.
"Yo did you hear that new Timbaland joint? That beat is totally retarded man."
by M Rockwell January 27, 2007
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Being fucked on Ketamine, but not so fucked that you're in a k hole. Basically, you feel like a floating head, as you can't feel your body, and get confused by everything such as cups and chairs. You start to walk and dance in a very bizarre way, and everyone around thinks you're an escaped mental patient.
I got well retarded last night! It was well funny!
by mr retard August 21, 2007
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Drunk to point of not being able to talk coherently.
I couldn't talk to this girl because I was retarded last night.
by Devon Knoll October 17, 2003
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to be utterly stupid like no tomorrow
e.g.
Retard #1 Helmon: "sup cuz hows the car?"

Retard #2 Nadal: "its ok bra i parked it in and added headlights"

Retard #3 Haydur: "So where did u park the trolley?"

Cool Asian Guy: "Fucking retarded lebs"
by Nadal the Retard September 15, 2010
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A person of average intelligence whose actions personify a mental deficiency
Sue is so retarded for dating that loser.

Don't be retarded, of course the team will suck this year!
by BaileyMac March 14, 2010
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A noun used to describe a person who amazon web services.
The company that recently got breached decided to become retarded and move to the cloud.
by agseatthispersonthis May 19, 2016
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adj. re·tard·ed Pronounced: ri-'tär-d&d

a. Anyone who uses more than 5% of the examples of "words" presented in this dictionary when addressing another person.
b. Someone too lazy to learn proper grammar, thus needing to create fragments or unnecessary augmentations of established words when struggling to communicate.
c. A person who makes up words to describe events, emotions, objects, actions, etc. Usually done in an effort to sound original or intelligent - see separate entry paradox
Read a book. Playboy and Hustler magazines do not count. If you were not born that way, you do not have to be retarded.
by SOA December 17, 2006
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