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Someone who is a dumb fuck and eats tar.
Jack ate tar he is so retarded. (real life example)
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to be utterly stupid like no tomorrow
e.g.
Retard #1 Helmon: "sup cuz hows the car?"

Retard #2 Nadal: "its ok bra i parked it in and added headlights"

Retard #3 Haydur: "So where did u park the trolley?"

Cool Asian Guy: "Fucking retarded lebs"
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Being fucked on Ketamine, but not so fucked that you're in a k hole. Basically, you feel like a floating head, as you can't feel your body, and get confused by everything such as cups and chairs. You start to walk and dance in a very bizarre way, and everyone around thinks you're an escaped mental patient.
I got well retarded last night! It was well funny!
by mr retard August 21, 2007
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A person of average intelligence whose actions personify a mental deficiency
Sue is so retarded for dating that loser.

Don't be retarded, of course the team will suck this year!
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adj. re·tard·ed Pronounced: ri-'tär-d&d

a. Anyone who uses more than 5% of the examples of "words" presented in this dictionary when addressing another person.
b. Someone too lazy to learn proper grammar, thus needing to create fragments or unnecessary augmentations of established words when struggling to communicate.
c. A person who makes up words to describe events, emotions, objects, actions, etc. Usually done in an effort to sound original or intelligent - see separate entry paradox
Read a book. Playboy and Hustler magazines do not count. If you were not born that way, you do not have to be retarded.
by SOA December 16, 2006
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See "Stupid".
Then get round house kicked.
Wow, you must really be retarded if you look up retarded in the Urban Dictionary.
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When a male has a boner.
You can't get retarded, you can't get retarded

Is that my imagination or are you retarded?
by KP February 01, 2005
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