A really stupid kitty or cat who will act like it's retard owners by walking into doors, eating crap and shitting all over the floor.
man1:Ha ha! look at that retard kitty! its so stupid!
man2:ha ha yeah! hey thats connors cat!
man1: ha ha! connors a retard!
man2:ha ha!
by abz-kat July 31, 2006
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Any female over the age of 11 that has an infatuation with Hello Kitty.

Usually ugly goth /emo girls will walk around with hello kitty swag to appear 'cute' and 'original'
"Omg that attention whore girl with the frankenstein boots and pink hair extensions is such a Hello Kitty Retard"
by *LoserLicious* June 15, 2010
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