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Republistruction 

The obstruction of progress in nearly every sector of the Federal Government by Republican politicians who have been paid off by wealthy self-interest groups too misinform and otherwise block the advancement of our society.
Insurance Companies and Big Oil are two examples of wealthy self-interest groups who financially back the republistruction of the justice.
Republistruction by Fotofly November 26, 2010
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republistat 

An unsound statistic used by a republican to discredit an opposing point of view.
Bob: "I heard this war supporter on the radio. He read some statitic showing it's just as dangerous in California as it is in Iraq."

Tom: "That's pretty far fetched, even for a republistat. Things are really messed up over there."

republistat by Dr Shatner February 7, 2008

republikeynes 

People who espouse the virtue of the free market while living off government largesse. Examples of republikeynes include the farmers who vote for republicans to lower taxes while receiving hundreds of billions of dollars in farm subsidies.

The term is a portmanteau of republican and keynes, the economist who advocated higher government spending to get out of a recession.
Did you hear that the republicans want to give a quarter trillion dollars to big farms? Business as usual for the republikeynes.
republikeynes by Chez Guevara October 17, 2008

republislut

Any woman who ranges from the extreme left end of the political spectrum to the centrist-Democrat who has sex with a man who describes himself in any dating venue (including online dating services such as Match.com as well as meatspace such as your local club) as 'middle-of-the-road'', when in reality he is a rabid Republican (or libertarian). Typically, said right-winger wants some easy poon and knows where to get it, most notably from a naive loose lefties.
Pfft.. you wouldn't believe it.. we were at the young Republican meetup with our collars popped, and up walks this Republislut who thought we were there to discuss Bono. She went down quicker than a two dollar hooker in Seoul.
republislut by Tater Totz January 3, 2014

Republisexual 

Elected man who is married but prefers sex with young boys
Whoa! The news just said another senator turned out to be a Republisexual.
Republisexual by YahooGuru2u November 14, 2006

republijew

A jew that is a republican. Mostly everyone pays attention specifically to this particular type of Jew. They know nothing about the politics currently going on but just want the damn attention.
OMG! Its a republijew, he has my full attention.
republijew by WillDaBoss7 March 22, 2017

Republistiffed

verb. The act of a conservative restaurant patron withholding gratuity from a server if the servers left-leaning political views are suspected.
Server 1 "That asshole just stiffed me!
Server 2 "Who, the fat guy with the creepy moustache?
Server 1 "Yeah. Who is he?"
Server 2 "Chairman of the Young Republicans Club. Must've seen the Obama pin on your apron. You've been Republistiffed!
Republistiffed by Zortron February 20, 2010