BBC Reporters 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fucking idiot! Look at how stupid you look you dumb son of a bitch! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hym "Ha! Hahahahaha! You've seen more hateful posts, have you? What constitutes a 'hateful post' to you? Is it just anything critical of anyone or any class of people who aren't currently being culturally demonized? Anything critical of any of the 'protected classes' is 'hateful?' What's with these BBC reporters getting made to look like a bunch of retards?"

BBC Reporters by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

Progress Reports 

When the school you curently attend decides to fuck with you and sends all your bad grades home so your parents can bitch at you.

Mom: "Oh, look! A letter!"
Kid: "Noooo!"
Mom: "I wonder what...OH FUCK! GET IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM AND GODDAMN STUDY!"
Kid: "Fucking progress reports..."

Progress Reports by boredlikehell34 December 19, 2008

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported. by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

reported

Said in response to a post, comment or action that is against the rules of whatever game or forum the conversation took place.
Most notably, the game World of Warcraft.
Sticking a period at the end adds finality, and is optional.

Usually, it's just a joke.

A: I hate niggers
B: reported.

C: Hey, you're not allowed to do that, stop it.
B: make me
C: reported.

reported by JyL. September 27, 2005

tps reports

Most commonly known to the average worker as a Totally Pointless Stuff Report, management views these as

Sending a list of completed goals to your management because they are too lazy to read a standard status report to get updates.

tps reports by BoB December 23, 2003

blocked and reported 

When a friend sends something really foolish. That is how one replies,

Sasha: if clouds weigh so much, why aren't they crushing the planes in the air?
Nicole: Sasha, you're blocked and reported.

blocked and reported by Zappinzahra October 6, 2017

shithouse reporter 

A news or current affairs' reporter/journalist who has shown through the many stories that they have done that they really really suck at their job.

(insert name here) is a real shithouse reporter

shithouse reporter by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007