downstairs renovations 

The adjustment or touching of ones penis &/or scrotum, usually when the penis &/or scrotum are being nurtured by underwear or some form of cloth. Preferably with a hand or hands. Usually to remove any pain, itch, uncomfortableness or general urge to grope one's self in the scrotum &/or penis. This act is usually carried out by the scrotum &/or penis's owner, or ones such partner, acquaintance, relative, friend etc. This occurs frequently whilst walking.

Bill: Pardon my hairy scrotum's attempt at escaping from my cloth. I'll just have to do some downstairs renovations.

Bob: That's alright fine chap, I know that feel, my scrotum isn't rather tame either.

downstairs renovations by Yourmumsovaries June 5, 2014

range rover renovation 

When you park a Range Rover out front of a piece of real estate and it immediately adds perceived value to the real estate.

Hater: “You really think you are going to buy this property for $90,000 and not do shit to it and sell it for $130,000??!!

Eric: Fuck you. Watch me Range Rover renovate (Range Rover Renovation) this property.

range rover renovation by MFBNREMF June 2, 2018

Kenosha Renovation 

The act of renovating a house, store, school, church, car, or truck by lighting it on fire.

"Jerry was mad that I slept with his wife, so he tried to give my car a Kenosha Renovation."

Kenosha Renovation by anonymous September 15, 2020

Renocation 

Using your vacation time to do home improvements or repairs.

I was hoping to go to Mexico, but my leaky roof means another renocation this year.

Renocation by BryanQ August 28, 2010

renovation 

After removing all the spiders, dead insects, bugs and old carpets and trash in the attic you finally see the space for what it is. A common ground to fill with living things and earth and sky and love. You've wanted this for so long and you -if you feel honestly- deserve it, too.

You and me is a case of renovation.

🖤

renovation by Krkič August 7, 2019

Renovationship 

when two people are trying to rebuild a broken relationship, they are in a renovationship

"things are complicated, you could say we are in a renovationship

Renovationship by Mc Spikypants November 12, 2013

Petko renovation 

A renovation of your flat that will never finish.

His renovation is a Petko renovation, it will never end.

Petko renovation by Qwan411 March 27, 2020