by O.M.Bonoose December 8, 2008
Feelings of regret or remorse after having done something terrible to someone on the internets whilst trolling.
/b/tard1:"Dude, that guy really killed himself, I'm starting to feel a little trolls remorse"
/b/tard2:"Nah man its cool, you made him an hero"
/b/tard2:"Nah man its cool, you made him an hero"
by Wrangwar July 30, 2008
1) A sense of regret after an orgasm that results from the physiological crash combined with a wave of guilt for taboo desires that were eagerly acted out during the pre-orgasmic high.
2) A wish that the orgasm had been postponed.
2) A wish that the orgasm had been postponed.
Jeff was eager to obey every humiliating direction, but after he jizzed he got cummer's remorse and immediately turned off his webcam.
Carl made a lot of promises to get the blowjob, but once he came he had cummer's remorse and recanted them.
2) Steve was overwhelmed with excitement and shot his wad, but experienced cummer's remorse when he saw the unquenched desire that remained in his lover's eyes.
Carl made a lot of promises to get the blowjob, but once he came he had cummer's remorse and recanted them.
2) Steve was overwhelmed with excitement and shot his wad, but experienced cummer's remorse when he saw the unquenched desire that remained in his lover's eyes.
by waterzworld February 1, 2010
This is something every man has experienced. It is the moment after you cum and immediately realize what you just did was a bad idea.
"Dude, at first I thought finishing myself off in front of her was a great idea. After i blew, I immediately experienced mild "Cummer's Remorse "
by Esjay Entertainment March 16, 2009
Jacking off over material you'd normally find offensive. Then, AFTER you've gotten yur rocks off you are thoroughly disgusted with yourself.
Melvin felt deeply ashamed and suffered from "jacker's remorse" after masturbating over the naked pictures he found of his mother.
by Mitchell_L June 3, 2009
Like buyer's remorse, banger's remorse is a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after banging someone. (Slightly more vulgar than boinker's remorse.)
by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009
(noun) When you forgo eating a particularly tasty morsel of food and later regret not eating said food.
Mallory left half her chocolate cake on the plate at the restaurant because she thought she was full. When she got home she had crazy food remorse from not pushing through and finishing the cake. food
by moneyman234 July 17, 2015