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Socialibly Relaxed 

An alternative to drunk, sloshed, plastered, etc. but avoiding the stigma surrounding alchohol abuse.
Saying to someone, "I'm not pissed, I'm socialibly relaxed".
Socialibly Relaxed by timred87 March 26, 2011
vb.

To be set upon by invasive action while sitting on the toilet; whether by someone banging on the door, peering through the gap in the door to the sitter's stall, etc. Reference to Jurassic Park scene where Gennaro (film, or Ed Regis in the book), is terrorized, then eaten by a T-Rex.
1. I hate taking a dump anywhere close to 2pm. I always get T-Rexed by that idiot who restocks the shit tickets.

2. The stall doors are always closed at the airport, so they always look full-up. I T-Rexed 3 guys before I found an empty seat.

3. Will you stop banging on the damn door? Dad already T-Rexed me a minute ago! I'll be done in a minute or two!
T-Rexed by thefeeb March 23, 2011

Un-relaxed Anus Syndrome 

Symptoms after taking a large dump that inlcude difficulty in walking, running, and most other physical activities due to burning sensation of the rectum.
sorry boss can't come into work today i got un-relaxed anus syndrome just took a huge dump and the rectum is still twitching.

relaxed finger maneuver

the relaxed finger maneuver is when you gently move your finger a long a females body making her super horny
GUY: dude i did the relaxed finger maneuver to my girlfriend yesterday and totally got a handjob

GUY2: dude i told you i knew how to get chicks

GUY: then why dont you have a girlfriend

GUY2: lefty hasnt taught me that

relaxed brain 

Someone that speaks with an Italian american accent
relaxed brain by Trini A September 18, 2020

Nice and Relaxed 

A state of mind: Pure tranquility where no stress or outside negative influences can interfere. Once truly attained, it can never be taken away.
In addition is alway to be said in a southern accent to pay homage to the creator.
Joe: "Hey Henry how you doing?"
Henry: "I'm doing great!"
Joe: "There ya go! Just Nice and Relaxed!"
Nice and Relaxed by NHG July 27, 2010