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Religitard 

The term used to describe a religious-retard who is closed to the views and opinions of others, and who also voices their own opinions as fact; whilst commiting crimes against human intelligence in the name of religion.
( henke37 ) Im a christian through and through, god owns you.
( scenestar ) I concur henke37, god is indeed ownage.
( lolage ) Damn religitards.
( xenon ) Religitards make baby seals cry.
Religitard by #betterhack #&. August 22, 2006

Religifarce

Buffoonery mocking the rediculous tenets on which which all religion is based.
In a spectacle typical of religifarce, the dinner-theater troupe reinacted "jacob at Jericho" comically slaughtering every man, woman, child and animal in the audience...(keeping the virgin girls for themselves, of course.)
Religifarce by YAWA May 11, 2015

Religitarian 

A religious fanatic that goes around town either spreading their faith, trying to convert people, or sparking never-ending religious-related debates, often to the disapproval of others.
Many religitarians believe in God, but they become so passionate about sharing their genuine interests in their faith with the masses and winning converts that they only end up pissing other people off because they're so tied up in the religious bubble they live in.
Religitarian by Schybox September 24, 2010

religitard 

A religious person, someone who does not know that the sole purpose of religion is to scam you out of your hard earned money in exchange for telling you whatever you want to hear about what will happen after you die.

The Catholic Church (as one example) has profited for nearly two millennia and continues to profit financially by making one feel guilty for ones biological urges and begging for any amount of money at every service they offer globally, even offering 'indulgences' in the middle ages, which amounted to being able to sin as long as you paid them for it afterward.

Is it pure coincidence that 'pray' and 'prey' are homonyms? How about 'prophet' and 'profit'?
(middle ages) peon: "Father I need forgiveness, last night I raped a 10 year old boy."

Priest: "Give me all your money and say two hail marys and you will be forgiven, my son."
peon: "I don't have any money."
Priest: "Give me all your livestock and say two hail marys."
peon: "But my family will starve to death."
Priest: "Then it's god's will. If you don't do this you'll roast in hell for all eternity!!1eleventeen"
--example of a religitard being taken advantage of by a priest
religitard by phillydriter April 18, 2010

religisaurus 

The imaginary dinosaurs that walked with humans for an Earth that is less than a few thousand years old. Used to taunt the religious right.
Look, that religisaurus just ate an atheist caveman.
religisaurus by Fat Atheist December 18, 2009

religislut 

A girl who goes to church and wants to "save herself" for her husband. but in reality she will let you put it anywhere except the vag. the girls usually think they are good girls because they have only taken it in the ass, sucked three guys at once, given multiple handjobs and have had a good skull fucking. in all actuallity are whores.
"Man i really wanna get with sarah but she told me she wont have sex with anybody untill she is married!"
"No man you should go on a date with her! she is a religislut! you can put it in her ass or give her a skull fucking!!!"
religislut by /Joker/ February 6, 2009

Religitard 

All religions retard

A person involved in any religion or or any part of that narcissistic control is known as a religitard.

The process of registration.
See those religitard in that church.
Religitard by airplanes2 October 11, 2018