releasing the dragon

The art of taking a shit that is so long it feels like a dragons neck is peeking out of your anus and it comes out so fast you can feel the burn of it coming out

Man 1:hey why ya walking weird?
Man2:Dude I was releasing the dragon last night and it hurt so fucking bad
Man 3:Did someone say “release the dragon”?

by Scaryboi March 12, 2020

release the dragon

to remove the penis from ones pants in preparation for sex, oral sex, masturbation etc

I rubbed my cock through my pants,while she rubbed her clit. Finally she said, "release the dragon!"

by pstephenw September 14, 2005