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Unsuc-sex-ful Relationship 

A relationship usually between man and woman where they are old and mature enough to be having sex on a regular basis, but do not. This may occur for several reasons, but it is not considered an unsuc-sex-ful relationship if they do not have sex because of health problems. An unsuc-sex-ful relationship usually turns into an unsuccessful relationship because one of the adults who wants to have sex gets tired of sex deprivation, leading to random, pointless arguments.
"What happened between you and that other girl, I thought you guys were perfect for eachother?"
"Yeah well, it was an unsuc-sex-ful relationship."

sex n' shit relationship 

Just sex, and shit, like pizza. No feelings, just sex and shit.

Copyright: K&K&Co.
I'm in a sex n' shit relationship with Kyle, Brandon, and Eric. Purely sex, and maybe some pizza afterwards.

Sex > Relationship = Psychopath 

THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS, JORDAN! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PSYCHOPATHY!
Hym "That's the whole thing. You're entirely projecting your relationship with your daighter onto society AND ME... And you're using that to justify doing whatever you want to me. 'If Sex > Relationship = Psychopath. Psychopath bad. Must stop Psychopath from fucking my daughter- I mean, destroying society! (And it's already too late for that anyway)' or ✌️✊️✌️Short-term gratification✌️✊️✌️ instead of relationship. That's your entire reasoning behind this. It doesn't have anything to do with trying to get unearned status. This is probably the worse way to go about doing that. Even if it was, you're a literal fucking charlatan, Jordan, you are the single worst person to be talking about trying to use something that doesn't belong to you to elevate your fucking status in society. You don't want me to have any status so long as I'm unwilling to give up my butthole to you. I don't care about what your molested retard patients did in response to their shit childhoods. The suffering scapegoat doesn't work on me. And now you want to control how men interact with women but NOT ALONG THE LINES OF MOLESTING A RETARD AT WORK... You're entire propositional ethic has exceptions for people you like and you're willing to use force on the people you don't like. And in this instance it's 'nebulous definition psychopaths.' You're a literal classist wannabe aristocrat charlatan. I was right to do this, Jordan. This was correct."

sexual relationship

When two people are unable to develop an intimate friendship due to a strong sexual attraction. The attraction often blinds one or both of them and creates the illusion of a deeper metaphysical bond, when in reality the relationship was based only on sex.
I really thought I found my soul mate this time but it just turned out to be a sexual relationship. Eventual it deteriorated until it was nothing more than a booty call.

Best Friend Sexual Relationship(BFSR) 

When you are really close friends with someone and you guys have the same benefits as a FWB relationship. The reason why this relationship is different then a FWB is because the two of you do HAVE an emotional connection as well and physical yet dont wanna be in a commited relationship together. although you are commited as friends. Just not as partners.

also when your in this kind of relationship its rare if other people know about it.

WORNING! because you guys are such close friends there is a huge possiblity that one or the other will want a commited relationship.
EXAMPLE:

In the car coming back from SEA WORLD (after dropping off other peoples IDK)

FRIEND1(female): man that was a ton of fun we should do that again, you should have seen the look on your face >.< when you got soaked on that ride! *LMAFO*

FRIEND2(male): OH! get off it! you should have seen the look on your face, you looked like your head was about to be chopped off or something!

FRIEND2 PULLS TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

FRIEND1:hello dont tell me you forgot where my house is ;]

FRIEND2: no....i just feel like kissing you.

KISSING INTHE CAR ^-^ YUPYUP hence Best Friend Sexual Relationship(BFSR)

sexual relationship

When two people are unable to develop an intimate friendship due to a strong sexual attraction. The attraction often blinds one or both of them and creates the illusion of a deeper metaphysical bond, when in reality the relationship was based only on sex.
I really thought I found my soul mate this time but it just turned out to be a sexual relationship. Eventual it deteriorated until it was nothing more than a booty call.