n. The benefits one may retain after peacefully breaking up with their boyfriend/girlfriend.
Thew: Am I entitled to a relationship pension?
Carmen: Are you on crack??
Thew: C’mon, why not?
Carmen: You called me a trifling cunt not more than two days ago. Consider me Enron!
by Ethereal Astronaut April 07, 2006

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