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Redland Green School 

Redland green school is a public school in Bristol. 90% of the students are white and it’s a school where all the private schools call it poor and the public schools call it rich. Also it’s filled with drugs and the teachers are pretty shite.
Rich kid: you go to redland green school??
Rgs kid: yeah

Rich kid: bruh u poor
State school kid: ay fam u go to redland green school? You rich.
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University of Redlands 

A small private university in Southern California, commonly known in the area as the U of R. Redlands is known for its great academics, beautiful campus, and surprisingly good parties. Redlands is also renowned for its business, music, and communicative disorders departments. The school mascot is the bulldog.

Redlands is composed of the College of Arts and Sciences, the Johnston Center for Integrative Studies, the School of Music, the School of Business, and the School of Education.
"Where do you go to school?
"The University of Redlands."
"Dude, that's awesome. Can I come out to one of your parties sometime?"
"For sure, it's always a good time at a Redlands party."
A small, upper-middle and upper class city on the outskirts of San Bernardino county and near a half dozen larger, "ghetto" cities. While some hold that Redlands has its slums and poor districts, in reality, such areas of the city are few and far between.

Redlands is primarily home to old, rich, white people who frivolously spend their excess money on gas-guzzling cars and in local department stores.

Most curious about the city are the elated feelings of self-importance of most residents. Walkways must be made of brick, as are many streets. The city enters floats in the Rose Parade, and holds celebrations for its anniversary every year. Many residents actually feel as though the city has given some great contribution to the world, and that the city should be honored for this.

Local teens break down into a few basic groups: preps/snobs, emos, "gangsters," and drug addicts.

Preps make up a large portion of the teenage population, and it is not uncommon to hear a conversation regarding the brand new car given to a teen on their sixteenth birthday.

Like any rich area, many teens find themselves struggling with depression and are borderline emo simply because their lives are so hard. With bills easily paid, nice cars, nice houses, and a decent school district, who wouldn’t battle depression?

There are, of course, the "gangsters" of Redlands, those who state, "I went to public school" and believe they’re bad ass because of it. They wear spiky hair and baggy clothes in an attempt to rebel against the preppy, rich atmosphere of the city.

The teens are not to blame, but rather the parents, who have spoiled them rotten, and the city, where the best weekend activity is leaving the city.

Lastly, the city of Redlands has its own university, the U of R, supposedly one of the best. Obviously, statistics can make anything sound good if broken down as far as "the 7th best liberal arts college in the southwestern United States." This university boasts poor professors, nazi public safety officers, and a 90% white student population.

If you enjoy living in a boring city surrounded by rich white people, Redlands is the place for you.
"Are you doing anything fun this weekend?"
"Leaving Redlands."
Redlands by MyOnlyParadigm December 16, 2006

Aunt Flow is visiting from Redland

Chick code for, "I have my period". Used in mixed company so as not to gross out any male innocents.
Girl 1: Hey, Shauna -- are you going to wear your freak at the show tonight?"

Girl 2: Nope, can't do it. My Aunt Flow is visiting from Redland."

Redlands Tour

To ride around the UOR campus with a joint or blunt, (usually Green Crack or GDP) enjoying the beautiful weather, campus grounds, and avoiding P-Safe.
Evan A-Town: I got a quarter of Green Crack for 60, from my boy that lives with Mac!

Alex (The Boss): Damnn.. You & me both A-Town! I got the O of shake of GDP for 80.

............. Puff .................. Puff ................. Redlands Tour
Redlands Tour by Cal Hall 09/10 August 4, 2010

university of redlands 

one of the best university's in Southern California. its also known as UofR.
"hey what is there to do at UofR (university of redlands) tonight?"
"i think im going to a frat party tonight."
university of redlands by DJ W July 18, 2006
A small city in California surrounded on either sides by other "ghetto" towns and communities.

Redlands is also known as "DEADlands" and you may often hear all the youngsters complain of nothing to do. These youngsters most often fall under three categories; wanna-be gangstas, preppy snobs, or pot smoking Emos.

The town itself is pretty diverse including places such as the slums all the way to the hills which play home to multi-million dollar mansions.

Don't let Redlands' boring reputation fool you. You can always find some fun on a Friday night looking at zines at Barnes and Noble!
Empire Bowl here I come!
redlands by Aubrey S. July 1, 2005