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refreshive compulsive disorder (RCD) 

Condition characterized by the recurrent, obsessive need to refresh one's browser in the hopes of revealing new comments, accolades or validation regarding a Facebook status, link or photo posting.
Zoe's refreshive compulsive disorder (RCD) became debilitating when, four minutes after posting on Facebook, she had received no comments on the adorable photos of her kids.
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Horizontal refreshment 

Getting laid, having sex.
John: Damn! Did you see that girl?
L: Yeah that thang swangin, I will go see if she is interested some horizontal refreshment.
Horizontal refreshment by Hell owe December 14, 2014

Refreshing Liabation

A phrase coined by Mr Collins to describe a liquid drink, either water or juice.
Alright class, don't be shy to have a refreshing liabation throughout my lesson.

The Refreshing Drink 

The act of inserting a straw down the uretha of a penis while the recipitant pleasures himself, and just before releasing his liquid explosion, he places the opposite end of the straw into his mouth resulting in a tasty, protein fuelled refreshing drink.
John: "You' re looking really buff recently Terry."
Terry: Yeah, must be the refreshing drinks I've been taking."

liquid refreshment

Any sort of drink, usually an alcoholic beverage
Fix me up with some liquid refreshment geeza
liquid refreshment by Tejb September 3, 2014

refreshifies 

Tommy TNT Fury coined this term in Season 5 of Love Island. He has the vocabulary of a four year old and cannot pronounce “refreshes” and came up with this term to woo Molly Mae
“She refreshifies my memories
refreshifies by Fakhira June 26, 2019

Refreshing ride 

Sexual position involving normal mounting orientation and a febreze bottle inserted in ones anus.
Man: hey honey we are out of febreze, want to have a refreshing ride?
Woman: yeah sure let me jam it up there good.

Woman: "Honey! Where did all the febreze go?" Man: "Don't know, but how about you come find out while we have a refreshing ride?"
Refreshing ride by Semper Ardeat January 8, 2014