refined sugar

Sugar that has been to finishing school and now thinks it’s somehow superior to everyday sugar

Everyday sugar: ‘It’s my round mate, can I get you a pint?’
Refined sugar: ‘Can you ask the fine barkeep if he has any champagne from 1956? That was a truly delectable vintage.’
Everyday sugar: ‘Are you aware of how much of a massive cunt you actually are?’

by Anonymous submissions March 31, 2023