Triple Red Wings 

Performing oral sex on a menstruating female in the mens room of a Buffalo Wild Wings while a Detroit hockey game is on.

After I finished off my Inferno Wings, Janie was giving me those fucking puppy dog eyes like she needed attention. I took her into the john, propped her up on the toilet and went to town in a feeble attempt to get the burning sensation out of my mouth. She neglected to tell me she was mortally wounded because she was bleeding like Niagara fucking Falls. When she finally released my head from her thigh death grip I heard the crowd outside roar...fucking Red Wings scored again! She's gonna need some celery for that vag, bitch shoulda waited until I wet-wiped my mouth. Triple Red Wings earned.

Triple Red Wings by Doctor_Joystick March 8, 2013

Golden Red Wings 

Performing oral sex on a girl when she is on her period, and she urinates into your mouth at the same time.

Callie : "Has Miguel earned his golden red wings yet?"

Shawna : "Not yet. I keep having asparagus for dinner."

Golden Red Wings by S+abby February 1, 2010

Detroit Red Wings 

An amazing fucking hockey team that hadnt not been to the playoffs in so long i dont remember and being one of the only good pro sports teams in michigan besides pistons back in like 04 and tigers every once and awhile to suddenly going to shit around 2016...#RipPlayoffStreak #RipDetroitProSports

1) Hey did the red wings win last night?? I heard theyre one of the best hockey teams ever
2) No they suck now, infact our best coach since scotty bowman left us for Toronto and one of our best centers left us for russia or some shit,

Detroit red wings- a great hockey team that now sucks so that detroit no longer has any good teams in pro sports

Detroit Red Wings by SomeKidFromMichigan February 13, 2017

Red Wings

When you eat a girl out when she is having her period.

bloddy tampon

Red Wings by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Detroit Red Wings 

This team is possibly the most loved and hated team in the NHL, but their only hated because they have more Stanley Cups than any other American team. So anyone who thinks they suck or have cocky fans can shut their pathetic mouths because they obviously don't know true hockey. They've won 11 cups, and not to mention have been in the playoffs for 20 straight years. Wanna know how difficult that is? Ask Chicago.

Chicago fan: "The Detroit Red Wings fans are so cocky."

Detroit fan: "Only 'cause we win. You can't spell Red Wings without WIN."

Detroit Red Wings by Crazyforhockey June 9, 2011

Detroit Red Wings 

Ten Time Stanley Cup Champion:

1936-37
1943
1950
1952
1954-55
1997-98
2002

A team that is well known for the " feast or famine " persona.

Has lost to the Western Conference Champion three times in a row:

Anaheim Mighty Ducks, 2003, Calgary Flames, 2004, Edmonton Oilers, 2006
All three times before reaching the 3rd Round.

The Red Wings have gone on to win the Stanley Cup every time since 1997 after reaching the Conference Finals.

Always a great Stanley Cup Contender.

" Go Wings Go! "

" The Detroit Red Wings are going to kill Colorado "

Detroit Red Wings by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006

Earning the Red Wings 

When a man eats out a woman who is on her period.

Chris just earned his Red Wings

Earning the Red Wings by Kayla December 8, 2003