red hot monkey butt

Having a severe case of monkey butt. Can be caused by chaffing of the butt cheeks, diarrhea, eating too many buffalo wings, hemorrhoids,or anything else that can irritate the rump.

Dude, after drinking a bottle of hot sauce, eating two cans of habaneros, and using 80 grit sandpaper to as t.p., I have a severe case of red hot monkey butt...got any Tucks?

red hot monkey butt by Jeff Nordberg January 1, 2009

my butt is red

You get a red butt typically when you get a wedgie

My butt is red: So when I was a 8th grader dick gave me a big wedgie he just yanked my underwear so hard and so tightly that IT HURT then dick gave me. A hanging wedgie a few hours later

my butt is red by AHoof March 10, 2022

Red button

DON'T PUSH THE RED BUTTON!

*pushes red button* *nuclear blast wipes out all life on earth*

Red button by Philosoraptr September 3, 2015

Red Button Effect

The ubearable attraction to a dangerous/alluring object or situation. Very close to a drug addiction.

Applies to: sex, cliff-jumping, large red buttons that say "Do Not Push", hot girls bent over searching though their bags, stealing, etc.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Rob saw a shiny, red Ferarri with its door open and keys in the lock. I could see him shaking and knew he was having trouble resisting the Red Button Effect.

Red Button Effect by ArkWielder August 14, 2011

A Big Red Button 

Something you press from curiosity and end up nuking the world.

A guy: *sees a big red button*
The same guy: *presses the button*
The guy again: hears a boom in the distance

A Big Red Button by TroubleMachine January 16, 2020

red button

you don't press this, no matter how red or shiny it looks

"Dude is that the red button?"

"Yeah"

"I think I'm gonna push it."

"Go ahead man but let me leave first"

red button by mongo5 November 22, 2006

Big red button 

DON'T PRESS IT!!!!

Hey, what's this big red button do- OH SHIT RUN!!! *nuclear explosion*

Big red button by Intelligence001 July 13, 2016