Genetic disease in which the patient has a massive splintery segment of wood is lodged deep within the anal cavity. Symptoms may include irritability, rapid changes in mood, chronic bitch face and constipation.
After being diagnosed with sticktus rectus syndrome, Lizzy tried to get the huge stick out of her butt to no avail.
by Dr. Dixienormus January 11, 2015
Farter: Aaaah!
Fartee: Dude, what was that?
Farter: A simple case of flatus gasious emanatus rectus.
Fartee: Dude, what was that?
Farter: A simple case of flatus gasious emanatus rectus.
by Bombcat May 29, 2007
A title of the Faggocracy. Sometimes used in isolation, but more often used in conjunction with that of Archfaggot. In the latter case the title is Rectus Dominus Magnus.
by RTM 1963 March 30, 2023
The 9th level of the Rectus Inferno - based on Dante’s inferno. Rectus 9 is often associated with the immediate after effects of the crooked sexual treachery of El Gancho.
Friend: “What treacherous tool did you use to get her to rectus 9?”
Me: “El Gancho.”
Friend: “OOoooooOooOoooo.”
Me: “El Gancho.”
Friend: “OOoooooOooOoooo.”
by Lord Queff Lord Of the Queffs September 24, 2020