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rectangular orgasms: adj: when a woman sleeps with the office nerd to get ahead in her career and actually enjoys it
jane: so Janet I heard you slept with bob from the office to try and get a promotion, did it work?

Janet: I don't know what it was all I can say is I had a rectangular orgasm...
by Josh Obie November 15, 2007

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