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Recapitulate 

It is a long version of the word 'repeat' that often sounds humorous if used in a situation or context. At times, one can sound intellectual with the usage of this word, one can sound like a comedian, one can act serious, etc. One can basically use this innovative word in any situation. Sometimes, it causes confusion due to lack of vocabulary's to certain individual. It is relatively unknown in this world, but, is one of the best words to use during a prank call.
Pronunciates like (re-cap-it-choo-late)
"Must I recapitute myself bioch!?"
"Hello all, I am interested in selling a product. This is the greatest product in the history of mankind. (Steps back, eyes get wide open)I shall RECAPITULATE, this is the GREATEST product in the history of mankind"
"Can you recapitulate that statement you just made?"
"Dawg, recapitulate that ASAP! I be so confused, homie."
Recapitulate by FreeWill87 February 18, 2009

Recapitated 

Having ones head put back on. Usually only able to be done with zombies or in cartoons.
Hey, Steve was recapitated!
Nice to see you didn't completely lose your head!!!!
Recapitated by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny

The phrase my Biology teacher used to say to try to make himself look smart.

It is considered false by most professional evolutionists and biologists, however many high school biology text books still offer it as evidence for evolution. It claims that each embryo in its development passes through abbreviated stages that resemble developmental stages of its evolutionary ancestors.

It was first proposed by Ernst Haeckel about a century ago. Experimental morphologists and biologists have shown that there is not a one-to-one correspondence between phylogeny and ontogeny.
"When you go home and your parents ask you what you learned today, tell them Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny" - Mr. Hanson

Decapilated

When you try to decapitate someone, but you end up entirely missing their head and therefore make a fool or yourself
Dude did you just kill him?!?

No dude, I just decapilated him...
Decapilated by Human153 March 28, 2019

recrapulate 

to recalculate an already questionable calculation; to guess with authority.
The sales force griped loudly about our cost analysis, so we were forced to recrapulate.
recrapulate by Artephius September 23, 2009

recapitelites 

a movement of highly select artists that refer to their works as "same shit, different name"
the recapitelites did it again
recapitelites by sleeping buddha January 23, 2009