reaches rock 

v. to achieve an erection

"I am hard as a rock," said Congressman Foley to the 16-year-old boy, "so tell me when yours reaches rock."

reaches rock by SkidMarkyMark October 3, 2006

reacher 

the much less attractive member of a couple

Geoffrey Arend is the world's most famous reacher after marrying Christina Hendricks.

reacher by iamthelawrus May 26, 2011

sky reacher 

A Christian who, when praying with fervor, raises his or her hands to the sky. This is occasionally accompanied by a closing of the eyes.

Such Christians are almost always Protestants of the Evangelical or Fundamentalist variety.

"Oh man, I was dragged to a Christian rock concert last night, there were sky reachers everywhere."

"The First Community Baptist Church is full of sky reachers."

sky reacher by Harrier August 2, 2006

Grim reacher 

When your fucking a girl from the back and you reach your arm over her head and grab the roof of her mouth and pull up.

I was banging this chick last night and gave her the grim reacher

Grim reacher by LCdudes April 27, 2019

Reacher Teacher

A general term for a teacher or school administrator who looks for ways to incriminate students for their own enjoyment. Name derives from the teachers act of “reaching” to find ways to get someone in trouble, regardless of how much of a stretch it is

Person 1: What happened to John?
Person 2: He got detention because Mrs G thought his project about milk was an innuendo for cum
Person 1: Damn. She is such a Reacher Teacher

Reacher Teacher by I Made This Account In Spite April 3, 2022

reacher 

A dude who is so desperate that he tries to suck his own dick but isn't able to.

Only a handful of reachers have actually been able to suck their own dicks and they have never left their room since.

reacher by cervixpounder April 14, 2015

Reacher 

A tall man who reaches for things that others cannot reacher. Often hired as a freelancer or from an agency.

I'm trying to get that can of applesauce from the top shelf, but I'm just too short. Can you get me a reacher?

Reacher by Reesteesees May 1, 2009