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The church in which members in percussion ensemble and percussionists in concert band believe, Matt Raynor is God.
Their chant: Hail Raynor! Rules: 1. Matt knows best! 2. Don't cross Matt 3. Trust in the Raynor 4. Marching band is about what isn't not about what is. Matt Raynor has a PHD in awesome; that's why we call him Dr. Raynor. Few are lucky enough to touch him. See also, Ben Lupton Drummer 1: "I'd like to be a Raynorist; I find Raynorism to be so AMAZING. Where might I be able to find the church of Raynor?"
Drummer 2: "Oh! SMHS! You might find the ACTUAL RAYNOR on Tuesdays and Thursdays, when he gets to SMHS's percussion ensamble practice after he gets there from his NEW STUPID JOB in Asheville!!!" |
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