2. popular bushcraft instructor. presenter of "tracks", "ray mears world of survival" and "ray mears extreme survival".
townie 1: i got a new burberry hat from the market yesterday buuud!!
townie 2: ray mears innit buuuud!!!
ray mears: now i am going to show you how to construct a flushing toilet made entirely from brambles and tree sap.
me: i'm going to marry someone like ray mears.