Rappelz

Awesome MMORPG made by Korean company G-potato.

Pros:

*Sexy-Ass Graphics
*Feature which allows you to own a pet
* 3 different Races
*PK mode to cater fornoobs
*A nice amount of servers
*You can get a nice view of a noob getting owned daily
*Huge world

Cons:

*Takes fucking forever to download due to graphic quality (1GB-16 hours)
* Most servers were there from the start and have an over-inflated economy -when you're trying to buy armor/equips, you'll see the price fucking KEEPS RISING...
*Too many noobs...
*One of the mobs looks a little bit like a hooker

Some Rappelz situations:

A combat situation:
Mob: (Dies)
Noob: IZ BETTER DAN U! ( Runs over to aggro)
Aggro: (Kills noob)
Noob: OMG! CRY!!!
Me: Sup Yo
Mob: Fucking noobs....

A buff situation:

Normal Player: Hi there! can I please have a buff please?
Me: Sure dude! (Buffs)
Normal Player: Thanks! Bye!
Me: Any time! If you run out, you can get some more :)
Friend: You are a SAINT, woman!
Me: I know!
Noob: BUFF
Me: What the fuck?
Noob: BUFF MEEEE
Me: Oh my God... Please don't tell me they are foreign...
Noob: BOFFF NUAAAOWWW
Me: I didn't here a please
Noob: BUUFFF PLZZZ
Me: Where I come from, PLZZZ isn't part of the English Dictionary..
Noob: BOFF PLOXX
Me: Plox doesn't work either
Noob: U R SOOOO MEAANNN UU NUUU BUFFF MEEE CRYCRYCRYCRY1111111
Me: * Faints*
Friend: *PKs Noob* DIE!
Me: *Wakes up* Thank you!
Friend: No Prob! Shit.... Now I gotta sacrifice 10m to the bitch in the sacred statue to be 'forgiven'

The lesson in these examples is: In Rappelz, noobs are always RUINING FUCKING EVERYTHING

by AlbaHoneyBaby August 9, 2011