| 1. | Stalker squad | ||
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A group of guys that work together to stalk a woman especialy a celeberity because they know that if they do they have a better chance of reaching there goal and getting some pie. John is in a stalker squad that is stalking Britney spears.
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| 2. | munt squad | ||
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Group of lazy ass faggot brothers consisting of Prince Valiant, Bloody Rump, and Captain Buffet who don't do a damn thing but rape the taxpayers and eachothers bungholes; you can find them munching on one anothers knobs while mudblasting at the BC each night to the music of WHAM, all fueled my margaritas, Busch Light and cheap mex weed Oh fuck, the munt squad called another fuckin meeting, fuck that, we're outta here. I'm not gonna hang out with those bozos and watch PV go down on BR's dirty cornshooter while Chubs whacks one out
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| 3. | Youngstown | ||
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Youngstown, Ohio. (330)
Definition of Youngstown - You N G's Town. ------------------------------------------------------------- Murder is 3.10 times the National Average Forcible Rape is 2.06 times the National Average Robbery is 1.63 times the National Average Aggravated Assault is 1.39 times the National Average All Violent Crime is 1.60 times the National Average Arson is 10.81 times the National Average Burglary is 2.58 times the National Average Larceny or Theft is 1.08 times the National Average Car Theft is 1.04 times the National Average All Property Crime is 1.37 times the National Average ------------------------------------------------------------- Youngstown (Ohio) was also rated #15 out of the worst 100 cities for crime, murder, rape in 2008. Fuck all the haters. Youngstown is da place.
~Goon Squad 330~ |
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| 4. | COD Faggot | ||
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Also known as COD Fag. A COD Faggot can be identified if the person plays constantly and/or talks about COD (Particularly MW2) all the time. COD Faggotness is sometimes also seen as a un-official disease since it seems to spread like one except with the symptoms of a COD Fagoot. How to determine symptoms of being a COD Faggot: - The individual gets all of their military knowledge based off of COD. - The individual thinks they know everything military related because they play COD - The individual rants about how amazing one particular Weapon or Perk is in MW2 - The individual constantly brags to others on how they can "rape" another person with a certain weapon in COD MW2 - The individual will talk to other COD Fags about how high their KD ratio or what prestige they are at. - Most importantly, the individual will deny all aspects of being a COD Fag in a defensive manner and will defend the game title. If you see signs of these symptoms in yourself or another, we recommend you see a therapist or shoot yourself in the face since COD Faggotness will in most cases be permanent. Remember: Where theres one COD Fag theres always a group of COD Fags. Cod Fag 1: "Dude I can totally rape you with the Thumper"
Cod Fag 2: "Naw man i'll call an AC-130 on your ass" Cod Fag 3: "Screw that i'll go Akimbo UMPs and kill all of you" Non-Cod Fag: "Would you bunch of COD Faggots shut the fuck up already?" |
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| 5. | AIDSfrica | ||
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Another name for Africa since there an overwhelming abundance of AIDs there TJ got AIDs in AIDSfrica after being sodomized by a Kenyan rape squad.
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| 6. | japan | ||
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A country that has never quite got round yet to apologise for war crimes in Asia and it's mistreatment of allied POW'S during world war 2. War Crimes in China, Korea, Phillipines, Burma, Thailand, Singapore, Vietnam, Hong Kong, New Guinea......
of rape, murder, pillage, executions without trial and torture of civilians. Japan are guilty of crimes against allied POWS involving...... Beheading, water torture, burying up to the head in the sand, firing squad, castration, burning men alive, hanging, cruxifiction, starvation, working men to their deaths and in at least one known case, boiling a man to death. |
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| 7. | The Piglet | ||
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Similar to doggy style, the boar while having sex (which he probably paid for) with the sow in mud and fecal matter then starts talking dirty to the sow and slaps her in her curly tail saying "Oh yeah, you like that filthy swine!" The sow freaked out tries to run from the boar but she is single hoofudly subdued. As he places his truffle locator to the wind and his shamefully proportioned pork loin ins the sow's shop vac sized vaginal cavity (works wet or dry). He scents a oncoming squad car. His hooves beats a disgraceful retreat but the boar is effortlessly subdued in a Hardees parking lot. The pig demands to know the boars middle name. Inevitably the boar relinquishes his embarrassingly retarded yet incredibly ironic middle name, 'barnyard'. In hysterical disbelief the pig requests the boar to reiterate his answer. With tears streaking down his mud caked cheeks the boar repleted even louder and more disgracefully "BARNYARD!" With dispatch and the pig holding their bellies with laughter the boar contemplates suicide for the third time today. So ends the daring, yet tragically doomed, sexual maneuver known only as the 'piglet'. Daniel just struggled but eventually laid back and accepted a the piglet from Jon! What the fuck?
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