Randa's but

A MONSTER THING. IT BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!

OHHHH look at randa's but, amazing.

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scoutmaster randal

A creepy old man that jerks off in the shampoo bottles at boy scout camp then licks the semen out of their hair after it dries.

Scoutmaster Randal was abstinent all year so he could top off every bottle at camp.

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When someone breaks in but also breaks into your backside

Did you hear that Dave got a Sloppy Randal last night? The police never found the guy.

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A really cute, caring, funny girl who doesn’t usually show it, she has small boobies and cute sneezes.

Me: Randa shawty boo is so cute
Friend: you fucking simp

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A necrophiliac who kills people and has sex with the dead bodies.

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Our holy god. He bestows us with the gift of knowledge and how to finnainish scrubs at dodgeball. He is love. He is life. He is amazing.

Praise the holy Randar Singar. Let him bestow you with his holy strength.

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A girl who’s really cute and caring, she has cute laugh and a little sneeze, has small booby’s, a person to cuddle.

Me: Randa Shawty Boo is so cute
Friend: Simp

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