Ranchhouse 

A stupid ass bar in Portland Oregon that is full of douche bags and prostitutes. This one chick that frequents there has probably fucked every guy that goes there.

Dude wanna get laid. Theres this chick at the Ranchhouse that will fuck you. She fucked me in the rain and it was so poetic.

Ranchhouse by Max Lanigiro November 7, 2007

Randomous Cortex

The part of your brain in which totally ridiculous and random ideas, thoughts, sentences, words are produced. Usually resulting in extreme hilarity or complete confusion among both the speaker and their audience.

Greg: What the hell are you talking about?
Charlotta: I don't know, it's my randomous cortex talking.

Randomous Cortex by lissylynn92 March 4, 2010

randomousity 

Something that happens randomly; spur of the moment; unplanned.

Jack: hey Jill, remember that time we went camping?

Jill: yeah, what about it?

Jack: well, when I was walking up that hill... Oh crap, I just remembered the time we had anal sex and saw feces on the tip of my penis!

Jill: Woah, talk about randomousity at its finest!

randomousity by The King of Vihars June 25, 2006

Raptorous 

Resembling a Raptor in likeness.

I'm going to put on these raptorous shoes and jump on desks at the office party so that everyone can see my giant toe claws.

Raptorous by BT181 July 22, 2013

ranctious 

when reffered to an object: sucks, adj.
when refereed to yourself: screwed, adj.

object version: You have to quote 100 lines of McBeth for schoool tommorrow? THat's ranctious
Personal Version: I'm so ranctious cause i didn't do my essay on Hamlet that's due today.

ranctious by Ian April 4, 2003

ricorous 

A cross between ridiculous and rigorous. To be stumped by something so easy you can only laugh. Usually when using the word the statement ends with a question mark.

" George Bush getting elected for Presidency is ricorous"

ricorous by Bernie Stevard December 15, 2008

raptorous 

Adj.: being so hungry you eat like a velociraptor.

I'm so raptorous, I could eat this steak in about three seconds. If only I had pointier teeth...

raptorous by deet_kills May 23, 2009