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Rancho Bernardo 

A city located within "the bubble." A place where lots of old retired people live. Broomstickings and thong checkings are encouraged at RBHS. The rich people live in the trails and the only thing open past ten is the rite aid in the neighboring town of CMR.
alex trebec: where does the largest population of old people in the US like to hang out?
contestant: what is the VONS in RB
Rancho Bernardo by Alex J February 27, 2005
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Rancho Bernardo 

A mid-sized town located near San Diego consisting of mostly middle classed citizens and a few rich folk living in the Trails. The Youth of the city are usually students from the local high school Rancho Bernardo High or the middle school Bernardo Heights. The city is home to many elderly folk; however, there are many hoodlums that roam the town and act like they are gangsters. The students will usually throw large parties consisting of vast amounts of alcohol consumption, large amounts of drug abuse, and statutory rape. The town also experienced a very big catastrophic event in 2007. A large fire burned down hundreds of houses, mostly in Westwood. The females in RB are very unique. Varying from emo, preppy, wanna-be gangster, and nerds, the females are usually all talk. Fear of what others think about them, the girls of RB usually act and talk as if they were all for sexually interacting with the males, but when the time comes they are just all make out sluts. Rancho Bernardo used to be known for its football and baseball teams but both sports are heading into a downward spiral. The attractive females of the school are usually prude and transfers that reside in Sabre Springs. The male students usually act really tough but will never fight. So if you're looking to get cross faded, make out with a 15 year old girl whose father secretly abuses her, and get into a drunk driving accident, come on down to Rancho Bernardo.
"Fuck bro theres nothing going down tonight"
"I know Rancho Bernardo is fucking gay"
"Lets call up some whores"
"Fuck that i don't feel like getting blue balls"
"Shit"

Rancho Bernardo High School

The worst, boring, strict ass high school you will ever go to. The majority of this high school consist of stuck up bitches who think there better then everyone and smart asians. I'm so glad I'm leaving soon because this is the lammest high school you will ever go to. Good luck to anyone transfering here. Anyways.... FUCK YOU RANCHO BERNARDO HIGH SCHOOL!
bob I love Rancho Bernardo High School!

me go fuck yourself

bob its not tuesday yet.

Rancho Bernardo High School

A great high school, if you are staying involved. People here do tend to be a bit stuck up. The new ASB director is amazing! The staff is nice but not great at teaching. The councelors, and admin do the best they can to help you. The Stable is full of Spirit. RBHS ASB works to bring unity, spirit, and diversty to the school! Go Broncos!
"Woah is that Rancho Bernardo High School!"

"Yeah, I heard that they won the best spirit award in North County!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026