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R.A.G.S. 

Recently aquired girlfriend sydrom. A condition that causes men to ignore their friends and family in favor of their new girlfriends.
I haven't seen Moose in like forever, where is he? A: I don't know, he has had a bad case of R.A.G.S. since he met Lisa.
R.A.G.S. by Jason Warshofsky January 17, 2008

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I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung,
Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, gross, look
She's just so, black
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N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day 

National Throw Joshua In The Aids Riddled Toxic Waste Dump Canal And See If He Gets Superpowers And Hepatitus Day
Throw anyone named Joshua into the worst canal you know on February 5th!!
Oh its "N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day" National Throw Joshua In The Aids Riddled Toxic Waste Dump Of A Canal And See If He Gets Superpowers And Hepatitus Day!!!"
Joshua: Drowning

fags in black rags 

A derogatory name for Clergy, especially Catholic Priests.
My God, Father Faber wanted me to go into his Office with Father Ass Bandit! No way am I going into a room with a couple of fags in black rags!

Pull Out My Rags 

What you say when you’re asked to go out to a place with a dress code. One must pull out their rags cause its all they have to wear.
Person 1: Hey, wanna go out tonight?

Person 2: Goddamn, pull out my rags

Punching rags

Doing it with your underwear on
We didn't want to get naked, so we ended up just punching rags
Punching rags by Poptart656 August 5, 2017