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A ghetto-fabulous bitch with lotsa attitude. She's got everything and more. The girl has a personality like queen, hence the name Qweenie. She expects to be treated like royalty and anything else in unacceptable. You gotta listen to everything she says or else off with your head.
Qweenie: Jump.
You: How high?
Qweenie by Qweeny October 24, 2007
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The most faaaaaah-bulous monarch in the whole damn land of Tartdom, despite what Fiji says and don't listen to her cause she's evil
"Ooooh....there's Qweenie! She has Calvin Klein on speed dial, you know!"
Qweenie by qween tartii February 8, 2005
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penis fart... how this can happen you say? I will tell you!! ok so a guy is lonely one night, he decides to jack off.....(look up jack off if u dont know what it means) ok you know when u squish something that is wet it makes a nasty squishy noise!!!! so he's jackin off and stuff, then! he squishes it and stuff and it makes a noise like plllpshhhh or sumthin and that's a qweenie hahaha!!!
your such a qweenie dude!!!
qweenie by jayrox!! June 19, 2010
A clean winis
A qwienes is not to be confused with a qwien.
Qwienes by Aunatamy August 11, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026